Who the F@&$ is Strachan McQuade?

The Reverend Strachan McQuade is a retired (some would say, Dead) Church of Scotland Minister. His passions include cribbage, pipe smoking and sausages - in any conceivable combination. He once represented his country as a shinty goalkeeper but was struck from the team after an alleged dalliance with a high ranking member of the monarchy. To this day, Prince Philip still refuses to play croquet with him.
Strachan's new book 'Invergallus' is already a 'Shit-lit' classic and has attracted the attention of numerous publishing houses who unanimously agreed it was sort of thing that gives ebooks a bad name.
He should be approached with caution. And possibly a big gun.

1 comment:

  1. What an intuitive introduction to our dear Rev...